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Jamie: “Look, I said I’m sorry!” Faultie: “Sorry doesn’t RE-ATTACH MY FOOT!” Jamie: “But I made you a new one!” Faultie: “I am NOT wearing that!”

And on the fourth day, Boots rested.

Emperor of All TCons: “…the extra room was good, but it just isn’t going to cut it if we keep growing like this. But it’s okay, we’re ... 

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Faultie: “WHAT THE ****!?“

Justin: “Hey guys!” “…” Faultie: “WHY AREN’T YOU DEAD!?” Justin: “I… what?” Faultie: “OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHM–” Justin: “Dude, what’s wrong? I found this awesome steampunk dance party thing on the fourth floor, and there were board games and a Wii, and I guess we sorta lost track of time. So, what’d I miss?” Faultie: “I KILLED TWO PEOPLE SO THAT ... 

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Faultie: “Honestly, this raises more questions than it answers.”

Little-known fact: TempleCon isn’t only a great place for murdering pop stars and cosplayers. People have also been known to play games there!

I don’t know what’s going on here exactly, but I support any initiative to keep elves fenced in like animals.

The ferret and the deportee exchange ... 

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CaptainSpud

Free Time Black Hole, Episode 86

Jeebus… this is my… 7th? 8th?… post this weekend? And I still have ANOTHER one to do before bed. I am SO UNBELIEVABLY TIRED of writing. @_@

Blurg, gimme a sec.

*click click click click*

Boo-yeah. Just deleted half of the pics for today. I might actually get to bed before 3am.

Project 1: Ashlynn

ZOMG… as I ... 

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CaptainSpud

TCon2012: High-Falutin’ Hootenany

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Boots: *SZZZZZNRRRZLT*

Boots: “I don’t wanna ride the pony…”

Faultie: “ZZZZZzzz… *SNRKLE*.. Uh… muh… whoa. Oh, MAN. What the… WHOA. Man. My head is killing me.”

Jen: “Hey guys, didn’t you have a Canadian pop star with you last night?”

Faultie: “Oh man, totally. That was killer. I can’t believe how many raw eggs that kid can eat.”

Jen: “Right, ... 

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CaptainSpud

TCon2012: Colossals video stills

If you haven’t already watched the 10-minute Colossals video on the YouTubes, go do that now. It’s epically epic.

Here are the most important screengrabs from the video.

The next book is called Warmachine: Colossals, and it ships in July 2012.

Cygnar’s jack is called the Stormwall, and while it’s powered by storm generators, ... 

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CaptainSpud

Liveblogging the TCon 2012 Panel

The panel will be starting momentarily. Losterian spies will be transmitting  notes of the proceedings, which I’ll bounce back to you, our faithful readers. I’ll be updating the post whenever there are updates, so keep refreshing.

Alrighty, let’s dive in!

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9:58am

PP staffers are filing in. Will Schick, Simon Berman, Jason Martin, and Ed Bourelle are in attendance. ... 

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CaptainSpud

Stay Your Wrath: The Avenger

Spud is pacing himself on new Wrath releases by fully playtesting one new Cygnar model per month. Through this method, Spud hopes to gain a better understanding of each model’s role and function, and also to keep himself entertained with a consistent stream of new toys until the next book comes out.

Yes, yes, yes. I ... 

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Spud: “Wait, I’m confused. How am I supposed to find time to post on the stupid blog if I’m going to be busy playing games at the Con all weekend?”

Gday: “Oh, that won’t be a problem. I gave the Department of Homeland Security your name and description and told them you were a known heroin ... 

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